GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Delight from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But are there dangers? This delicious concoction, made from alien fruits and exotic plants, has left scientists baffled. Should you avoid it at all costs? Speculation runs rampant about the effects of this mystifying juice. It is said it grants superhuman